alligatort3ars:

So funny that I’ve been saying this for a week from personal experience and then this pops up.

alligatort3ars:

So funny that I’ve been saying this for a week from personal experience and then this pops up.

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(Source: screenspender, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

(Source: ledian, via glassccandlelace)

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